TGoV - Episode 3 - WWE Seggrwyrd
In the words of Seggrwyrd, the Boneland jotunnblut barbarian
played by Alan Bahr
I do not remember many details of my rampage against the villainous dragonborn warlock Atheon, but I distinctly recall the night starting with a pleasant dinner of stew at the tavern. Sohar, the dwarven guard of Rockhold, introduced me to new recipes such as griffin egg, juniper potato, and honey badger stews, fine food fit for a jotunnblut! However, Grummund, Grisk, and Krustov interrupted the meal with talk of trading for that worthless gold metal. They insisted that Atheon would kill them for looking for more of it in the Cloudscape, so I did what any good friend would do: I challenged the warlock in combat! I also needed to defeat his dragonborn guard Therk and his voice-stealing kenku pet Queok. After a bloody battle involving some improvised tactics and weapons, I vanquished Atheon and his murderous thugs, no thanks to Grummund and Grisk, who just watched, or even Fleeda, who turned into a pack of rats to flee. My stew-mate Sohar also betrayed me, striking me with her magical hammer. I later found myself aboard The Buoyant Flame, an airship owned by the very loud orc privateer Teddrick. I gather Krustov booked us passage to a strange place Verdenfleet by promising all the yellow metal we owned. I suspect he does not want to go there. I also do not wish to go, but jumping overboard from this height is out of the question. For now.